I couldn't make weekly status updates, because i just started yesterday
...And i believe it is nearly complete! (No, really.)
It's a retro text adventure, and a parody of retro text adventures, and something of an "experience"-type game. You'll see.
I've had so much fun doing this the last couple of days, that i will probably continue to work on it afterwards. I'm pretty proud of it, too. It's turned out way better than i expected it would.